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wouldnt it be wonderful if i could pass all my zingers to you...

...and then i would never behave badly

Created on 2003-12-20 16:37:48 (#1644073), last updated 2005-12-07

644 comments received, 1,059 comments posted

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Name:meg ryan
Birthdate:12-03
Location:Milford, Connecticut, United States
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okay... so im going to let kelly write this for me...
loudangel1022: i used to have this loser boyfriend named dave, but i am so over him since i started making out with 12-year-olds... nah that was just once, now i've moved on to this kid i like to call milk. i love him and am obsessed with him and talk about him 24/7. remind me never to say 24/7 ever again because it is mondo lame. anyways, so that's basically it. i am way hot and love kelly, even though i am not a lesbian. i hate lemons and i wish they would die. kelly is way cool and her cat just bit a CD case and cracked it. so anyways i miss my dad because he is in vegas. i like to cry a lot and am a hoe, so i will let you have me if you have 5 dollars. i like ruben better than clay because i am stupid. also, i like bsb better than nsync for the same reason. umm kelly is so cool for writing this, and i want her ass. my sister makes me mad and she likes to threaten to kill me. she also likes to scratch my throat, if you ask me i'll show you pics. i love all my friends, the crew, the posse, the clique, the guys, the girls, mah homies, you know. i like food but since i'm on weight watchers i don't eat much of it. it's sweet though since i'm almost at goal!!! umm i hate airports and i hate vegas and i like being a hoe. i also like thongs, especially fuzzy leopard print or scrath and sniff. i don't go out much, but i'm having a huge party at my house over vacation. it'll be sweetness. i occassionally pole dance at the top of ferris wheels, and i like to flirt with people i don't know. i want milk to quench my thirst and when i get sad i listen to juanes. JUANES. i love the men's channel, spike, it's sweet. especially slamball. i love the disney channel. lizzie maguire is my hero. or should i say heroine? anyways. ethan is way hot. mmm mmm yes he is. i love american idol and am stoked for it to start. yes, it will be sweet. anyways, i am megan and that is my story. you think you know but you have no idea. this is the diary of megan, and i am a whore. just kidding. anyways, yeah so that's me. if there is anything else you want to know, ask kelly because she knows all. i am impatient though, and am rushing her to write this. anyways... yeah.
loudangel1022: there
loudangel1022: and at the end write "mad props to kelly for writing this hurr shiyat."
loudangel1022: no
loudangel1022: mad prizzops to kizzle for writing this hurr shiyat."

so... mad prizzops to kizzle for writing this hurr shiyat!

also by my dear kelly:
I'm megan and I'm a skanky whore even though I have a boyfriend. At least I stopped making out with 12-year-olds though, now that I've had my boyfriend for like forever. Which is good, I guess. Even though it's lame because I never hang out with my friends. But oh well. At least summer is over so I can see them in school. But not really, since I only have one class with Kelly and I dropped out of the other class I had with her because I'm lame. Yeah and that's pretty much it, my life is boring. I love JPL even though he got kicked off American idol last year, but he is so hot and so cute so I don't care. I also love ryan Cabrera, he rocks, and Jason mraz, he is just the craziest. he is so hot and awesome in concert. And he wears an awesome pin that says "I heart sex." So who wouldn't love him? Well this year blows because I take Ap euro, which I love. I especially love all the crazy ass homework. That takes forever. And is mass lame. But oh well. Ashlee Simpson rocks too, but not as much as Jason mraz. And that was totally off subject, but I like to skip around so it's all good. I also like to cook. Mmm, food. Ben is the hottest former frosh ever, and I want his ass. Too bad I'm taken and he's… well, not interested in me. And taken. Heehee. But he rocks my world, and his accent is even better. 7th heaven is on soon! That show also rocks, and I love to watch it and like every other guy on that show is hottttt. Yum. That's really the only reason anyone watches that show. I like going to towns full of gay people and buying awesome gay pride boas, and wearing gay pride show laces and shirts and whatnot. That's the best. Yes, yes it is. Well that's all folks. You think you know, but you have no idea. This is the diary of megan, and I am still a whore.


...12/23/03...
i love you dan
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, 2gether, 7th heaven, ?, a dios le pido, ace of base, american idol, ashlee simpson, back rubs, bam margera, bee gees, black and white film, boy meets world, bubbles, california, candles, candy, cereal, chad michael murray, charlie brown, cheese, cheese graters, chingy, chocolate, christmas, christmas time, clothes, cm^2, colors, cooking, cuddling, dachshunds, danny, disney, disney channel, dollar stores, dreaming, eamon, emeril, even stevens, family matters, food, food network, frappucinos, friends, full house, gavin degraw, gum, hanging out with friends, hanson, hearts, hoes, holding hands, hugging, immature, imx, jackass, jason mraz, juanes, justin guarini, kelly clarkson, kissing, kitties, lights, lizzie mcguire, love, mario lopez, maroon 5, marques houston, midtown, milk, money, mood rings, mtv, music, nail polish, napping, naps, neck kisses, nintendo, one tree hill, orange, pajamas, parties, parties at kellys house, peanut butter, peanuts, phone, photography, photos, pictures, pirates of the carribean, poetry, polka dot skirts, pools, pop music, purple, real world, reality shows, road rules, roller blading, rollerblading, romance, ruben studdard, ryan cabrera, savage garden, saved by the bell, screech, shirley temples, shopping, sister sister, six flags, skiing, sleepovers, snoopy, snow, snowmen, snuggling, spice girls, squirrels, stars, step by step, straight hair, strawberrys, sun sets, swimming, the cosby show, the real world, the wizard of oz, thinness, trees, tv, tyler florence, usher, vanilla, viva la bam, whipped cream, winter, wishing upon stars, zack morris

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